Do you have an evil unicorn to look after? Are you scared the evil unicorn might escape and damage stuff? Well fear no more, read until the end to find out how to get your evil unicorn under your control.

What you need: A hot room, high gate area, spicy food, hot sauce, a red and black bed, a black comb,  hot water, creepy toys. 

What to do: First, create a high fenced area in your garden to make sure it does not escape and break your furniture.

Next, provide a soft red and black bed and blanket to keep it warm at all times and so it doesn’t hate you when it grows up.

Then, make sure to give it hot water to drink so it is healthy and also feed it spicy foods.

Also give it lots of toys but make sure the toys are not colourful at all or else it will lose its temper and go mad and might even break the fence since they are very powerful.

After that make sure to exercise your evil unicorn daily by taking it for a walk in the garden with it 2-3 times a day but before you do that make sure you are nice and friendly to it.

Later on make sure to play with it and make sure the unicorn is having fun so it doesn’t hurt you and if you give it lots of fun time it might be possible  the evil unicorn will turn into a normal unicorn.

Finally, comb your unicorn’s bright red hair 3-4 times a day so it will be happy and don’t let it get out of the fenced area until it turns 18 in animal years and 8 years in humans years because it will need to leave before it gets too old so nothing bad happens to you or your house. 

Evil unicorns live longer than normal unicorns, evil unicorns live for 2000 years.

After 8 years of having your evil unicorn you will have to let it free. This will be very 

Upsetting on the day it arrives but you will have to.