The Magic Emporium.

Are you a child that is lonely and has nothing to do but play on your own or play games with siblings? Does that get a bit boring after a while? Are there mean, horrible and selfish bullies at your local school? Do they always think they are better than you? If the answer to all those questions is ‘yes’ then I suggest you read on and listen carefully. 

Let’s show those bullies that you can be better than them! 

At our emporium magic awaits! Magic is real. In fact we can teach you. Here are the magic things that happen at our emporium:

. Flying (on broomsticks or nothing).

. Eating (we eat magically, the food flies onto the table and we eat it then it refills so on… until we are stuffed).

. Animals (we have animals in our emporium and we sometimes use them for lessons).

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If you are thinking about joining then come to 37, Haunted Avenue, Antony, Torpoint at 8:30am on  Monday, the 30th of July 2021 and you will have a test with many other children that are your age. We will see if you know anything about magic and if you pass then you are free to join the lessons. This will make you happy and quit school. There are 4 years. Plus 4 houses. There are 16 classes:

1. A year 1, house 1.
2. A year 1, house 1.
3. A year 1, house 1.
4. A year 1, house 1.

If you pass you will join on the 1st of September for your first year!  Just visit our website: magiclessons@magicemporium/www.co.uk. Or phone 333 5642 9087. Hopefully, see you on the 30th of July. Goodbye for now!

‘Hello, my name is Miss Honey. Me and Matilda are both doing well, if you are wondering. Anyway, I am going to tell you that this emporium school is lovely and I sent Matilda there after she finished primary school. She said that it was amazing. So if you are thinking of applying, definitely have fun because Matilda said it was very fun!’