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Gadgets in the Mysterious Emporium

Have you ever had enemies in your path? Do you ever get irritated by guards? Do you feel like giving up spying? If so, come to the Magical Emporium, and try our unbelievable gadgets! We are open 24/7 and offer once in a life-time opportunities and experiences!

The new Deadly Blinding Device!

The Blinding Device contains the latest spy technology, and is very helpful. It has been approved by the MI5 and MI6, and most of their spies are using them. This device has the abilities to:

  • Temporarily blind someone (Lasts 1 minute)
  • Temporarily stun someone (Lasts 5 minutes)
  • A radar to track people in the same postcode
  • Creates a list of people in a 100 meter zone, only visible to it’s owner or current user.

Spies use the code name ‘Frog’ for the device. This device should be used for breaking into heavily guarded areas. Only use it on adults, as sometimes younger people will be affected. There are no know side affects of being blinded or stunned, so it is harmless to adults. (18’s or over) The price is £35. This device is recommended by the MI5’s Royal Department of Gadgets (RDG). 

“If you don’t own one, you are missing out!” said Henry Wilford of the MI5.

The Mysterious Teleporter

Do you ever need to get out of an enemy’s path? Have you ever been in a close call with danger? Have you ever wished to teleport to anyone at anytime? Then purchase our Mysterious Teleporter.

Despite it’s name, its not Mysterious at all. It looks like a mobile phone, but it acts the complete opposite. At the top you can select your category, people, buildings, objects or places. Then once you select your category, search anything in the search bar, simply tap the name that you want to go to, and you will be there within several seconds. Here are it’s obscure two abilities: 

  • Teleport the user to any known person or location on earth
  • Can teleport people and objects to you (except buildings)

This simple device has unlimited stock, so don’t worry if you don’t get one from one of the first batches. It is available at our shop, and a handful of other magical shops spread across the UK. The price for this gadget is £45. No side effects are currently known. 

“Best device ever, extremely handy, and reliable.” says Bobby Bunch from the MI6.

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