BREAKING NEWS!

On Monday 5th of July, an innocent dog walker was walking in Antony woods when they suddenly were knocked over by a blurr. Kylie, 47 was knocked unconscious for at least half an hour. Eventually, she woke up and stated that:

“An ugly winged creature was staring down at me, blood dripping vigorously from its jagged teeth.” Luckily, Kylie-and her dog- managed to scramble away and ring the police. They have currently cordoned off the “dangerous” area and specialists are hunting for this beast.  

There have been several other sightings around the world; mainly in forests or woods. Some describe it as “a danger to human society” whereas others say “it is a spirit animal here to make peace.” 

However, based on the sightings around the world we now know that:

• “It has eyes as black as opals”
• “Jagged talons that can easily rip wood into shreds”
• “Teeth that stick out,  perfect for stabbing its prey first then chewing it”
• “Nostrils that flare when angry”
• “Wings that stretch out  like bow-string by the forceful arm of some strained bold archer”

Thanks to brave researchers we have also been able to find this information. Its talons are sharp bee stings every time they pierce your skin forcing that limb of your body to be paralysed. They use their cunning  sense of smell to guide them as they do not have very good eyesight. 

You are warned. If you see one of these, back away slowly. Specialist scientists are calling these the Cadmus — Greek meaning “dragon teeth.”

BE CAREFUL!