Dear friend,

Today when I was walking through the local woods I saw a weird monstrous kind of monkey. It was perched on a tree waiting like it was about to attack any trespasser. When I passed I noticed that it had spikes all over its mouth. Also it was covered in blood! It had four eyes and a nasty tail which had a spike on the end. Sorry it’s not really long, but this is all I have got time for.

Yours sincerely,friend.