I didn’t play against Micheal Jackson in basketball, but I did dance to the song Thriller.

I didn’t cast a magic spell in a foreboding forest, but I did tell a fairytale that was a killer.

I didn’t hurl away a boulder, but I did bite my brother on the shoulder.

I didn’t kick Mercury, but I did go to the farm and pursue a turkey.

I didn’t catapult a monkey, but I did get very grumpy.

I didn’t call a taxi, but I did convince my dad to buy some brandy.

I didn’t have tea with Tom Brady, but I did have dinner with a posh lady.

I didn’t paint a ginger cat, but I did customise my very own bedroom mat.