I have never eaten a piece of metal,

but I have gobbled up two cheeseburgers from McDonalds in one day.

I have never touched the burning gases on the sun,

but I have felt cats’ and dogs’ fur.

I have never had a date with the queen,

but I have had a holiday in Glasgow.

I have never punched someone in the face (of course)

but I have kicked a space hopper.

I have never dropped a billion counters on the floor,

but I have let go of a ball from two meters.

I have never been to Mars,

but I have visited Turkey.

I have never detonated a bomb,

but I have glimpsed clouds that look like an explosion.

I have never drank thirteen gallons of water in one second,

but I have drunk a glass of milk in ten seconds.