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Visit Neverbelieve Island

                                                                    Visit Neverbelieve Island

Are you bored of just sitting down on your couch all day and watching TV showing shows that you hate? Well, there is an island called Neverbelieve island which has all the fun stuff that you need. Your dad, mum, auntie, uncle, grandfather, grandmother, great grandfather, great grandmother, brother, sister, step-sister, step-brother, cousins, great great great great great grandfather and your great great great great great grandmother. 

 

Run around Harry Potter’s train.

Kill multiple ants.

Scream at the tunnel of death.

Win lots of prizes.

 

At Rich Rollercoaster, you can:

-Run around the ride

-Play games on the computers like: Minecraft or Geometry Dash

-Scream as loud as a tiger

-Jump and have a party

 

These are the prices of all the rides:

Rich Rollercoaster – $84,993.22

The tunnel of Death – $8,169.87

Harry Potter’s Train – $30,890.99

Goo Goo Goo – $2,100.00

Granny’s Tea – $92,274.69

Bobbbbby – $100,000

Hi! – $99,999.99

 

If you pay over £1,000,000 on rides, you can get back £50,000, win 69 Nintendo Switches, a lamborghini, a huge mansion, 1000 TVs or 100 PCs with a very high frame rate even when you play a game with very high graphics. Book 30 nights, to get 3 prizes when you leave!

Neverbelieve Island is in danger!

It’s hard to imagine Neverbelieve Island being covered in litter. If it was, the destruction would be catastrophic. Will you listen to these instructions and save the island?

 

Animals and plants that only live in Neverbelieve Island are at risk because they are very special to the people who live there. If crops die, the people will die and it will be your fault. We cannot allow people to litter. Everyone has the right to work together and prevent the island from being polluted. We need to reuse plastics like bags, cups and more. This is why bags for life exist.

 

In addition, almost half of all the people on earth litter.

I have never…

I have never eaten a piece of metal,

but I have gobbled up two cheeseburgers from McDonalds in one day.

 

I have never touched the burning gases on the sun,

but I have felt cats’ and dogs’ fur.

 

I have never had a date with the queen,

but I have had a holiday in Glasgow.

 

I have never punched someone in the face (of course)

but I have kicked a space hopper.

 

I have never dropped a billion counters on the floor,

but I have let go of a ball from two meters.

 

I have never been to Mars,

but I have visited Turkey.

 

I have never detonated a bomb,

but I have glimpsed clouds that look like an explosion.

 

I have never drank thirteen gallons of water in one second,

but I have drunk a glass of milk in ten seconds.

 

Ahhh! Dragon!

Aaah! Dragon!

Hello! We’re sorry to interrupt your program but we have some breaking news! At 11 0’clock this morning, a dragon came to erm … Buckingham Palace! We will tell you if this dragon should stay here or not.

If  he/she shouldn’t stay here

This dragon shouldn’t stay here because it can kill everyone and the whole town will be full of dead people on the floor. Also, he/she will breath fire at everyone. We don’t want anyone to die right? No. We still have more info/data about this. This dragon also shouldn’t stay here because he/she will cause lots of chaos and … we’ll be gone and eat everything and kick everything in it’s path.

If  he/she should stay here

If we leave him/she here then … chaos! But there is a way we ca make it not aggressive. If he/she can live here, then people might be able to tame it and might be able to make us fly on it’s back and it can be someone’s pet but if it’s NOT tamed, then he/she will try to kill you.

Decision 

Overall, we shouldn’t keep the dragon here because it will cause mayhem and chaos. I would be gone. 

My name is Ilterish and I will close the advert now. 

DANGEROUS DRAGON!

DANGEROUS DRAGON!

We’re sorry to interrupt your show but we have some breaking news! An anti-venom toxic dragon flew into the city and melted some buildings. It came into the city without anyone expecting it to come. It can destroy humanity and the whole country! Be careful! It’s also shooting fire everywhere! Firefighters are continuously coming to the centre of the city to put out the fires. We are trying to help them put out the fires and build new houses. The dragon’s also pregnant! The baby can come out at any time now! We’re completely dead. Oh! The baby dragon has been born! Can somebody watching this PLEASE HELP US?! PLEASE!!! This whole country can get destroyed! OH MY GOSH! The baby can already destroy houses! We are trying to kill the 2 dragons to keep us safe. Come on Henry! Kill him! And her! The I mean what? those 2 dragons have no heart! Wait a minute … we can kill them using toxic gas! Here Henry! Now he’s trying to kill them … No! Unfortunately the toxic gas doesn’t work because they are anti-venom toxic dragons and they’re getting … stronger! I cannot believe it!! We’re dead! Wait a minute… Henry’s saying something. He’s saying to buy some bombs from the shop for free, throw them at the 2 dragons and they will die! Great idea Henry! He’s buying lots of bombs but … they ran out! Shocking! I’m sorry that we couldn’t do anything to help you but we have to close the advert now! Sorry!

The advert closes and opens again.

Hello! We’re back! We opened the advert again because we killed the dragons! Furthermore, Henry said that was all of the dragons killed. This chaos happened 12 times before and now it’s the 13th. Bye!

The advert closes again.

The Alcohol dragon

Intro:

There are lots of common dragons and in this book, I will tell you all about one. The alcohol dragon. I bet that you will be terrified when you see this dragon because it causes lots of:

MAYHEM!

Why is it dangerous?

This dragon is dangerous for two reasons. One, is that it shoots lots of fireballs everywhere when it wants to and two, is that it shoots lots of alcohol everywhere (the one that you use to clean your hands) into your mouths to kill you. So, be careful. However,  there are some kind ones that are not harmful.

The Car

Chapter 1: George can’t find the headteacher

George was just walking past the headteacher’s office and the didn’t see her. “Where is she?” George asked to himself. 5 minutes later, the headteacher appeared out of nowhere.

Chapter 2: The headteacher can’t find her car

George was confused. “Hello George. Er… come with me hehehe…,” she said. “I wanna show you something… my new car! But where is it?” “Ere,” George replied.”I mean here.” “Thanks,” the headteacher thanked.

Chapter 3: The car blows up

Then, the car blew up. Even though the car was gone, George could still feel the presence of it. George was shocked. 😮 George was deaf for approximately 10 minutes due to the sound of the explosion. “Why WHY WHY!” the  headteacher screamed. “It costed £9999999999!” “Don’t worry! I can fixed it I mean fix it,” George said politely. And he did.

Chapter 4: The headteacher finally shows George her car

Finally the new car was fixed. “Thank you!” the headteacher clapped. She showed George the whole car to him. “You deserve a reward!” the headteacher said.

😀The End😀

Mr Jake & the Rude Teacher

As the children came in, Mr Jake instantly sat down, pretending he didn’t do anything. Everyone came in silently. “Well done everyone,” Mr Jake said. Then a rude teacher came in the classroom for no reason.”What on earth are you doing Mr Jake?” the rude teacher asked angrily. “I was just teaching everybody,” Mr Jake replied. “No no your’e NOT supposed to do that!” the rude teacher screamed. “Your’e fired!” Mr Jake shouted. “Never do that!” They both started fighting and the rude teacher ran away. It was very late due to the rude teacher. “Sorry everyone,” Mr Jake apologised. The children got angry because it was already time for break. Then, Mr Jake had to go to the Headteacher’s office. “Why were you late to teach?” she asked. “Erm, the rude teacher was rude to me. So, I fired him.”Right,” the headteacher said. “That’s okay. But you have to do the maths AND literacy lesson after break so you won’t get in trouble okay?” “Right,” Mr Jake agreed. So, Mr Jake started doing the 2 lessons and he did.

Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter Haiku

All seasons haiku

 

I can see the snow, falling down from the clouds

I can touch the freezing, cold ice

I can smell the snowman, getting bigger.

 

I can see the snowman melting,

I can touch the sad snow, turning into water

I can smell the dirty snow, making the city flood.

 

I can see the water draining,

I can feel the sun coming out,

I can smell all the roses and flowers.

 

I can see the leaves growing,

I can see the grass dying,

I can see people on the beach.

 

I can feel the sun getting hotter,

I can see that the grass is dead,

There are MORE and MORE people at the beach.

 

I can see that nobody is getting out,

’cause it’s too hot,

I can feel the sun burning.

 

Now I can feel the weather getting cooler FINALLY,

The leaves are falling,

I can see the leaves crushing because people steps on it.

 

Now the weather is getting wild,

The lightning struck my cat,

I can see fog all around me.

 

The seasons:

Winter

Spring

Summer

Autumn

 

 

The Abandoned House

                                                                       The abandoned house

Chapter 1 – Jack finds the abandoned house

Once, there was a little boy called Jack and he was walking in a forest, collecting wood to make a house out of. An hour later, he found a tall house. He knocked on the door. The door opened without anyone touching it. The door creaked. “Hello?”  Jack shouted. Nobody answered. A storm came instantly. Parts of the house collapsed while the storm was in the forest. The house was actually an abandoned one. But Jack didn’t know. There still was someone there. That person just ignored it. 

 

Chapter 2 – Jack goes into the house

Ten minutes later, Jack walked into the house, worried. “Is there anyone there?” Jack heard someone sneeze.