I have never ridden a camel across the Sahara Desert

but I have ridden a dirty-brown horse across the lushes green moors.

I have never climbed Mount Everest and then picked a fight with a massive Yeti

but I have climbed up a hill and petted a soft, ginger cat that purred with delight.

I have never flown in a rocket to the moon and gazed out at the stars as we glided smoothly through the galaxy

but I have flown in an aeroplane and imagined flying outside as we soared gracefully through the fluffy clouds.

I have never seen a witch that cackled in the shadows of the moon

but I have laughed evilly as i conjured up my plan to win a game.