I’ve never climbed up a tornado , 

but I have clambered up a slide . 

I have never held a baby elephant,

but i have hugged my yorkshire terrier dog as a baby 

I never stolen a princess’s crown ,

but  i have stolen a free round apple from tesco’s 

I never jumped over a bridge, 

but  i have leaped over my bead 

I have never weared a crown on my head ,

but   i have  weared a plastic diadem on my head 

I have never saw a deep blue wavy sea, 

but i have saw a pretty sunset up in the sky 

I’ve never eaten a slice of a hard moon,

but  i have eaten a peace of a deep yellow 

I’ve never slided down a colourful rainbow , 

but i have slid down rapids at centre parcs .