I have never sprinted to Paris

But I have ran to Astley park.

I have never glided to Mars

But I have soared in the clouds in a airplane.

I have never munched a huge chocolate bar

But I have gobbled a little Mars bar.

I have never marched up Mount Everest

But I have jogged up Astley hill.

I have never noticed a pig fly

But I have seen a goose soar though the sky.