Mythical life

I’ve never flown horses to the sun and enjoyed a cup of tea with a pony.

But’ I have ridden a horse to Feniscowles for my 8^th birthday.

I’ve never gobbled up a dragon on the beautiful beach and a naughty seagull robbed it from me.

But’ I have eaten chippy on the beach and a seagull took it from me.

I’ve never constructed a giant house on my own.

But’ I have built a Barbie house all by my, self.

I’ve never held a mansion on my pinkie for two hours.

But’ I have balanced a football on my finger for 1 minute.

I’ve never cried a whole gallon of tango in the bath.

But’ I have cried tears for 2 minutes in the bath.

I’ve never spent £100 pounds on sweets at the shops.

But’ I have spent £15 pounds worth of sweet treats at two shops.