I have never stolen the crown jewels 

But took a blue ribbon from my fridge

I have never swam with deadly sharks

But i have seen harmless dolphins in a show

I have never fallen off a speeding plane 

But i have slipped of my quite still bed 

I have never befriended bigfoot in the mountains

But i have snuggled with my dogs on the sofa 

I have never won the olympics gold medal

But i have won tidiest classroom with my class

I have never flown to jupiter

But i have taken a plane to france