I have never ever ever

I have never ever flown a fire breathing ruby dragon

But I have ridden a camel through a dormant volcano in Lanzarote

I have never ever sailed gracefully around the globe

But I have paddle boarded to Old Harry Rocks and glimpsed a shimmering school of fish

I have never ever served as a soldier in the military

But I have been sent into a ferocious Nerf battle with my sister

I have never ever traveled into deep space within a speeding spaceship

But I have explored the galaxy with my Lego death star

I have never ever lived in the freezing wilderness of the Alps

But I have camped in my freezing snow-covered garden, with my dad

I have never ever stolen the Queen’s shiny crown jewels

But I have sneaked squidgy jelly sweets from my kitchen