I HAVE NEVER BUT I HAVE 

I have never jumped out of an airplane but I have gone on holiday in an airplane. 

I have never played football at Wembley stadium but I have played in my muddy back garden. 

I have never won one million pounds but I have won one pound from doing the washing up. 

I have never eaten chocolate but I have seen chocolate. 

I have never eaten sweets but I have seen sweets. 

I have never been to the moon but I have been to the milky way. 

I have never driven a go cart but I have driven a formal one car. 

I have never worn a sock but I have smelt one. 

I have never seen a super hero but I have dressed up as one.