Breaking News.
Early this morning people have seen a troll in Bristol and expensive things have been smashed. A farmer claims it has woken him and flattened all his crops. Traffic jams are happening and experts are beginning to think that he is tired and hungry so scientists are sewing a giant sleeping bag. Restaurants have teamed up to make an enormous meal and bought a bigger oven. At the beginning, the police thought that it was going to crush and eat us. Please do everything you can to keep safe.
People are setting a track of food leading to a field which the sleeping bag and the enormous meal were placed. The experts were right! The troll thanked us in a big moan and disappeared back to were he came from.