We interrupt this programme for some breaking news! A unicorn has been sighted by a 10 year old boy, Patch ***********, near the local shooting area in Patney. The sighting was around 3:00am yesterday. It appears they were foraging for food that the gun-men might have left behind.

Patch, who lives in Jasmine house two fields away from the unicorn spotting, claimed that he was walking the dog before he left for school. He told our reporter that in the forest he saw a glimpse of pure glimmering gold and heard the sound of neighing and went to see if it was a horse in distress.

When he saw the unicorn his first thought was, what is this breed of horse? Then, he ran back into the the village and started to scream that there was a strange creature in the forest. This created a great big crowd of people including the Police, and wildlife inspectors.

When our reporter interviewed Patch today, he told us that he still feels as though his heart is in his throat crawling with anticipation but also very excited because nothing unusual normally happens around here. He also added, “this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and he was lucky to be the first person to see the unicorn.”

The Police have warned everyone to report any strange sightings or noises they here. Unicornologist, Rosie May, has told us that unicorns don’t come down into our towns, so it could mean that climate change is affecting their natural habitats. Also they could be threatened, so you need to be cautious for anymore strange sightings of glittering unicorns, bad-tempered ogres, fiery dragons, angry giants, and naughty goblins.

Stay tuned for more if you want to see what’s going to happen next.