Eggies

Eggies(or eggo contartum) are an extraordinarily yummy food/plant. It was discovered in 1969 by a frost demon (my friend’s creation) walking by an eggy on the floor. Nowadays, eggies are used for breakfast for people all around the world. 

Eggies are an eggshell, then a small layer of egg and then the rest is sausages. Most of them grow on the tree of wonder but some can be mass-produced in many different ways. Only 1546 trees of wonder have been sighted but there are more out there. They start growing in the spring and fall of the tree/harvested in the winter. If it is touched too early a hand will pop out and slap you until you let go. If eaten raw you will get diarrhea and have stomach aches for 1 year.

They live on different trees of wonder that are scattered around the world. The reason that eggies aren’t endangered is because they can be mass-produced. The minority of eggies get stolen by chi-foxes (chicken foxes) and eaten but humming-roosters(humming bird and rooster) protect them. Did you know an Austrian farmer found a golden egg and started mass-producing them and now anyone can buy them for £10 per golden eggy. Weirdly, eggies have two legs to run away from chi-foxes in harvesting seasons.