What is hot ?

A ball of lava floating in space,

and a ghost pepper dipped in the hottest hot sauce and the fire fresh from a dragon’s mouth. 

What is cold ?

Antarctica’s ice with penguins waddling around,

polar bears skiing down icy ramps

and Alaska’s tumberling temperatures.

What is big ?

An elephant on the top of snowy Snowdon,

10 double decker London buses stacked on top of each other,

and the tip of the Shard compared to the houses down below. 

What is small?

The fur of a door mouse ,

the wing of a flying ant ,

and the number of stars at the worst rated restaurant.

What is nice?

The last crumbs of a crumble ,

my dogs taking a nap together,

and my favourite friends.

What is nasty?

My dogs with their treats under the table,

crows and magpies raiding nests

and lions tearing their prey to shreds.