How to train a dragon

First, you need a saddle for when the dragon grows up so you can ride him/her.
Next, you have to have fish [not eels because dragons hate eels] otherwise your dragon will starve.
You also need a large cave for your dragon to live in, unless you want dragon **** all over your bed!
After that, you need a bucket of water for your dragon just in case of fire in the house.
Finally, you need to give your pet a name [because a pet is not a pet without a name] and a hole outside your dragon’s cave full of water so your dragon can drink and won’t shrivel up like a raisin.

If you ignore these instructions, it will result in your dragon flying away and never returning or the death of your dragon.