The island of impossible

Are you so irritated at your children on their devises all the time? By now you are probably tired of you old home. So do you wish that you could go somewhere exiting and fun? Are you fed up of your children moaning and groaning saying that they are bored? Well you can stop that right now! Just come to the island of impossible it will be free but when you are there you will have to pay for a room but that is only £25.00 a night and £10.00 for a child under 16. The rides are £10.00 for a adult and £5.00 for a child.

Where you stay overnight is the best hotel on the planet! Also it was recommended by Boris Johnson and the Queen and you never know you might be staying in the same room as they did. The hotel is built into the mountain and there might be some ice in your room but do not worry it is fresh and edible. After paying for your room the payment will last a whole month! In your room by the beds is a balcony that looks out onto the sea and jungle! Sometimes you can see flying horses. Also there is a beautiful infinity pool that is blue with little Minos that move away from you.

In the far end of the mountain there is a waterfall, there is sapphire blue water that tumbles endlessly over the slippery mossy rocks that never budge like they are stuck on with cement even though they have never been. Scientists have proven that this water is as clean as pool water that has been cleaned every day! You can swim in this lovely river that will lead you to the cleanest lake in the world that is even drinkable! The river will carry on at the other side of the lake and will lead out to the dark blue see-through sea where if you are lucky you might see a humpback whale. Also in the bottom of the sea there is a glass room which is for sighting of rare fish.