Dear diary,

Yesterday I found a mysterious green goo and every night I could hear noses and it was creepy . I could smell  a terrible smell. I hated it i could not  sleep it was so bad it was so smelly and gooey   all night i could think about monstresI am going to catch it   tomorrow i promise

The next day I looked around omg   I could hear the noses ok . ouch green goo on my face

Disgusting I can smell the pongy smell you got, she cried! … but she did not so she went to bed