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Are you strong and fierce? Do you want to have all the bags of riches imaginable? Do you want to make history? If so, start training with us today!

At Anti Beast Co, we are struggling with an infestation in the northern parts of Wales and France. These beasts are annoying and frightening the citizens in these two areas and they are called the Cactus and Ocean dragons. If you are an amazing swimmer, you will be able to go inside the Ocean dragon and chop its heart in half thanks to its body being completely made of salt water! Furthermore, you will need to be a perfect avoider to dodge the Cactus dragon’s prickly skin and most dangerously, its colossal tail! We will award the successful candidates with endless gold currency along with a luxurious apartment in our building rightfully called the BEAST tower. We also award people with trophy’s that have *Intelligent fighter!* carved into their golden body! If you are interested in joining our Great force, just search up AntiBeastCO on Google NOW for a job application! Another way to get in contact with us is using the number 2012-1010-1234 on your phone and sort out a Zoom meeting with our higher ups!

If you are interested in joining us, contact us immediately!

 

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