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The Eye

The ship was now officially repaired! The captain was steering the wheel like an athlete while the duck had its very own shelter in the dark corner of Tom and Sam’s room. “Here you go little one!” said Sam as he passed a bowl to the duck. “QUACK!” it answered. “Hey Tom! Is it okay if we spend time with the baby on top of the cloud?” Sam asked. “Fine, but we can’t stay up there for long, Sir David will go mad!” Tom answered. They slammed the door on the beds then off they went.

They climbed up the steps of section B at the back of the vast Cloud for their little hangout time. The steps were enormous, towering over eighty feet off the ground. They finally made it up to the tippy top of the airship to see that the ladder was hanging down from the front porch! “That’s not meant to be there, it’s meant to be pulled up and tucked into the storage tank!” Tom pointed out. Sam descended down the ladder to see if something or someone had took it down. Without warning, Sam screamed in the sight of a wide eye blinking at him. “TOM! You need to come see this!” Sam shouted with a slight screech. The eye had a dark green, thin pupils in the middle of a gloomy white outer layer. It had red lines in the corner of every dark spot and they just made it ever more frightening. “Where is all that noise coming from!” a voice shouted in the distance. “HIDE!” screeched Tom. Sam hid in a crate that said ‘NOBODYS HERE’ while Tom went behind a pile of empty cardboard boxes. However, it had looked like the eye had disappeared as it silently closed up.

A new crew member

The crew had slipped into the staff only room, alone in the far corner of the store, wondering if they would find any wood to fix the patches of the Cloud. “Why did we come into a toy store to get our needs, it seems a bit silly?” questioned the captain. “Well normally, these staff only sections may have a few wooden shelves that we shall be able to cut up into pieces just the correct size to patch up the ships holes!” answered David. “And the staff rooms in these stores usually have some food we could borrow.” Added Mllll. In a flash they saw that it was actually staff break time on an event calendar on the dirty wall a janitor was currently cleaning with a sponge and an overfilled bucket. “Uhhh why are you here Sir David?” asked the janitor. The crew made a dash for the food stash and luckily for them the toy store had stashed the build material crate in the exact same place! “Oh lucky us!” shouted the captain. They filled there giant, inconvenient pockets with tin cans of fresh dirt soup while Tom lifted up the box of wood with all his almighty strength. “Now we definitely have to zoom out of this place before security catch us!” warned Tom. “Hey can I come with you on wherever you guys are going?” asked the janitor with a begging type face. “Fine, we need your name though.” told Mllll. “My names Sam!” He replied.

The ship was nearly one hundred percent patched up with the toy store wood when Tom and Sam heard a peculiar sound coming from the pipe system. “Do your ears hear a peculiar sound Tom?” asked Sam. “Not in my world that I’m hearing something peculiar!” replied Tom. They continued to play Monopoly when they could hear a noise of banging from the vent system, which is right near the mud covered pipe system. “Okay! Now I heard it!” shouted Tom with the loudest cry he had ever done in his entire life. They went to go investigate when … KAPOW, a peculiar baby duck in a pitch black suit destroyed the lid of the vent system! “Wow! It’s absolutely adorable!” cried Sam with a face expression of triumphant feelings. “Hey Sam”, this duck is probably a trick from some evil genius who made a baby potion, just knock it off the ship and we can go back to our game of Monopoly!” Notified Tom. Sam smacked Tom in the middle of his face then went to go get a worn blanket used by another member. “NO, this baby needs our love!” he commanded. “Okay but if that duck creates a radioactive nuke to kill us it’s entirely your fault!” Sighed Tom. Sam went to go get some warm milk from one of their cows they brought with them for the hazardous trip, but there weren’t a lot of them thanks to the massive explosion for the ship.

The fearsome dragon

The dragons eyes are as pitch dark a pair of almighty, god like black holes.

Its skin is as indestructible and stiff as a  thick , stone built wall.

Its teeth are as  sinister a fox, demanding its stomach to have human for its feast.

The dragons tongue is as long as a ginormous two story school bus , driving to its delicious meal.

Scales as solid as metal armor protecting the inner body of the furious dragon.

Its spine is as athletic and changeable as a gymnastic on their gym day.

Wings as strong as forty six of the strongest men, flapping over its prey attempting an epic surprise attack.

Talons spiking out its hideous feet, glaring at you with a menacing look.

The claws ready to pounce destructively on you like a pile of three hundred bulls.

 

Ice Goblin

Weirdly, the ice goblin lives in a tree not an ice berg.
Unfortunately, all the ice for the ice goblin is melting so he cant live on the ice if he wanted to.
Also all of the animals that the goblin eats are gong extinct.
Usually, the ice goblin eats polar bears but he has to eat fish.
Occasionally the ice goblin goes for a swim in the icy cold water.
Normally, the ice goblin goes for a warm bath next to his tree it’s a bit strange that he doesn’t melt.

Bobs fairy tale with the narwhale

Bob was having a morning stroll on the beautiful beach in front of the stunning, tropical  sunset. As he was, he spotted a narwhale , witch was as slimy as the insides of a tomato. She was stuck , stuck on the sticky, tanned sand. As fast as a the speed of light . It was like a fairy tale dream. Will Bob save the Narwhale

The Land of J’s

In the land of J’s, you can chew on poisoned berries with your family. You can swim in the lemonade river with the sharks and ride on stingrays backs. You can also swing on trees with monkeys and have a banana party. You and your family will get a free trip to harry potter world and a ride in a submarine. You can also get a free ride on the gravity wheel as many times as you want and get a free ride on the worlds biggest owl. You will also get a free mansion for 1 whole year.