I have never… But I have…

I have never lifted a 3 Ton car,  

but I have carried a human being. 


I never killed anyone with a deadly gun,  

but I have shot someone with a Nerf gun. 


I have never been to America, but I have been to Tyland. 


I have never been bitten by an alligator, but I have been bitten by a cat. 


I have never done a back flip, but I have done a front flip. 

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