I have never lifted a 3 Ton car,  

but I have carried a human being. 

I never killed anyone with a deadly gun,  

but I have shot someone with a Nerf gun. 

I have never been to America, but I have been to Tyland. 

I have never been bitten by an alligator, but I have been bitten by a cat. 

I have never done a back flip, but I have done a front flip.