I’ve never ran a 10 mile marathon across the United States of America,

but I have won a race in sports day at school.

I’ve never played a basketball game with Lebron James or Micheal Jordan,

but I have played against my dad in the garden.

I’ve never eaten a cheese pizza made from the Gods of Heaven,

but I have eaten 20 chicken nuggets from McDonald’s.

I’ve never forged a sword as powerful as the legendary Excalibur,

But I have made a monster out of play doh.

I’ve never ridden a dolphin around the sunny paradise of Hawaii,

But I have fallen off a cactus float in the pool of Splash World.