I have never… 

I have never bungee jumped of the Eiffel Tower, 

But I have dive bombed towards a jump in a trampoline. 

I have never clambered up the great wall of China, 

But I have struggled up a climbing wall. 

I have never stroked a sleeping king cobra, 

But I have stroked my lazy cat Tylly. 

I have never ridden a pearl-coloured unicorn, 

But I have rode a mechanical bull.  

I have never seen Cerberus,  

But I have seen a very energetic dog.