What are loud? Me when L.F.C won the FA cup, a dog when a postman arrives and a school full of children.

What are quiet?  When Man United or Man City score, a silent class room and a whisper.

What are cold? A buried skeleton lying as still as a tree, Vladimir Putin’s heart and a fresh drink.

What are hot? A melting ice cream, a blazing ball of fire in the sky and a glorious summer’s day.

What are soft? A red fluffy jumper, a soft cosy pillow and a bunny’s fur.

What are hard? A colossal mountain , a metal water bottle and a closed door.