BREAKING NEWS! -No horsing around! 

This is the 6 o’clock news. 

The main headline today is that giant horses were spotted trotting around Buckingham Palace, and her majesty the Queen is terrified. Police jumped out of helicopters onto the horses’ backs trying desperately to control them and ride them away from the palace, but failed, and the horses threw them into the river Thames. Residents have described them as ‘Overgrown foals’ because of their unruly behavior. Police have warned people to stay inside their homes in case the horses decide to go exploring, and World Horse Welfare have been trying to capture them and transport them to the countryside but have failed miserably. 

 Here we have our reporter, Bob. “Bob, can you tell us about these naughty horses?” ‘Well, yes, I can, they are absolute monsters. One even bit the prime minister on the bottom! Talk about bad behavior!’  Can you tell us how big the smallest horse is? Well, I’d say about 30 feet tall and 20 feet wide. Ah, here we have an eyewitness! Here Mr. Ummmmmm’ ‘Mr. Gotobed.’ ‘Ah, Mr. Rowtobread.’ ‘No, it’s Mr. Gotobed.’ ‘Yes, that’s what I said Mr. Rowtobread.’ Sigh. ‘Close enough,’ said Mr. Gotobed. ‘Right’ started Bob. ‘What bad experiences have you had with the horses?’ ‘Well, one pooed on my head, one kicked my house down, one stole my biscuits from the biscuit tin, and one ate my child.’ ‘That’s quite an experience,’ said Bob. ‘Sorry Mr. Rowtobread, that’s all we have time for today, back to the studio!’ Thank you, Bob.  

One horse has gone missing but has been spotted having a stroll down Downing Street. If you see a giant horse, contact the police at once.  

That’s all we have time for today. Come back tomorrow to get information about the covid situation. 

Bye from the BBC news!