The Teacher-Clone Goblin 

 The Teacher-Clone goblin is rather common. Perhaps you may have seen this adorable creature in your local schools but if you are a teacher, beware! Generally, these creatures are harmless to us humans, although they have been found to attack teachers with cuteness before cloning them. Surprisingly, this curious creature is super nice to children with learning disabilities. 

Almost all of these fantastic creatures have soft black fur; hamster-like cheeks; chestnut-brown puppy eyes and pale brown ears with great hearing. Unusually small, this creature is one of the most miniscule goblins to ever exist at only 20cm (about twice the length of the long edge of a credit card)! Amazingly, this goblin adores teachers and when cloning makes sure that they pursue the best version of the teachers’ selves. 

Many people believe that the teacher-clone goblin lives in trees on playgrounds of unsuspecting schools but this is not the case. They have been found living in teachers’ supply cupboards and drawers as well. These creatures are only found in primary schools in Northamptonshire and Susant land. Cutely, they have been found making dens out of children’s school books and tests. It even helped mark the SATs! 

Some of their favorite foods are snacks that the teachers left such as: Chocolate chip cookies; Walker’s prawn cocktail crisps; Whiteboard pens; Protein bars; Cheese sandwiches and peperoni sticks (extra spicy). As tea is very delicious to the species, they love to drink it. Also, don’t ever give them coffee they hate it! If you want to give these cute creatures a treat leave a doughnut and some custard creams as these are their ultimate favourites.  

Here are some fun facts about The Teacher-Clone Goblin. Weirdly, this creature enjoys doing crosswords and puzzles before drifting off to sleep. They were discovered about a decade ago after a mysterious mess was left in the cupboard of Miss Smith at Meadowside primary school in Burton Latimer. These are the most intelligent goblins known to man as they can tell the time and solve math problems. 

One of the many hobbies of this amazing creature is typing up fun lessons for the teachers, the kids love it as well! Also, they enjoy reading books, sharpening pencils and completing the children’s homework. Doing all of these activities expands their vocabulary. 

In conclusion, we believe that this creature deserves a chance. A chance to live in peace not fear. If you have one of these goblins in your school, please make sure that the dinner ladies don’t cook it because that is the main cause of these poor creatures’ death. Be a good person and raise money for the teacher-clone goblin!