Have you been gifted with a baby Mrs Szalata Unicorn or been asked to look after one? These 7 steps will help you become confident enough to take care of any unicorn in the world.

What you need

• silk blankets
• puffy pillows
• chocolate digestives
• Haribo Starmix
• 1/2 of a football pitch
• washing – bowl
• knowledge polish soap
• Diet Coca Cola
• Pepsi Max

Method

First, purchase a packet of chocolate digestives from a local supermarket so your unicorn can learn to trust you and to start a new relationship with them.

Second, locate a deserted football pitch but only use 1/2 of it because your unicorn is just a baby. This will give them enough room to exercise every day.

Third retrieve a silk blanket cut to exactly 30cm long and 35cm wide, this means that your unicorn has something to cover itself with at night.

Fourth, obtain two of the smallest, puffy pillows in order for your unicorn’s head to be comfy.

Fifth, collect a washing – up bowl exactly 1m long and 50cm wide which gives you a lot of space to wash your unicorn.

Sixth, gather a bottle of babies soap and hoof polish and mix them together until you get a new soap called knowledge polish.

Then, cover your unicorn in your new soap and rinse in the washing – up bowl. This will cause you to have a clean, fresh smelling unicorn.

Finally, gain 2 bottles of Diet Coca Cola and Pepsi Max to keep your unicorn alive because legends say that fizzy pop will keep their blood moving.

WARNING!

If you do not follow these steps, your unicorn will die and you will be known as a unicorn murderer! Have fun!