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How to look after a River Unicorn

How to look after a River Unicorn

Have you ever had a pet Unicorn or has someone asked you to look after one? If you have to these steps will help you.

What you need

-water

-wood

-bed

-dead fish

-space as big as the River Nile

-River water -1 degrees soap

-exercise around Astley park

Method

First, purchase dead fish and ice cubes to make her calm and gain its trust so it is safe.

Next, collect water,wood and make a comfortable bed so it can sleep on it and relax on it.

After, find a space as big as the River Nile so it can exercise by running around.

Afterwards, retrieve River water that is -1 degrees and get ice soap to bath her and make her smell nice.

Finally, let it run around Astley park for more exercise and when it is tired out take it to bed.

Warning

If you do not follow these instructions the River Unicorn will flood the whole entire world.

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