I have never eaten 6 toxic wastes in one go, but i have had 5.

I have never seen a real witch, but i have imagined one.

I have never smelt a chihuahua’s bum, but i have smelt fresh corn.

I have never felt a blazing fire, but i have felt a a squishy marshmallow.

I have never seen Rumpelstiltskin dance like a cow, but I have seen my brother dance like a fairy.