I’ve Never…

I’ve never broken into the Bahamas Bank,

but I have looted an extra sweet out of the sweet jar.

I’ve never crashed my mums car on purpose,

but I accidentally broke a plastic bowl.

I’ve never befriended a vicious tiger,

but I have tamed a wild ginger cat.

I’ve never set off to go skiing down a ferocious volcano,

but I have rolled down a happy, miniature hill.

I’ve never spotted a Hydra in the Pacific,

but I did see nine fish swim around me.

I’ve never ventured out of the universe,
but I have wandered into a dark, mysterious cave.

I’ve never bungee jumped from eight-hundred feet in the air,

but I have jumped 7 feet in the air.

I’ve never arrested a mischievous prisoner,

but I cosplayed as a cop when I was little.

I’ve never defeated The Rock in a fight,

but I have overcome my dad in an action game.