Dear Tooth Fairy

I would like to inform you that I get less money each time my tooth comes out. I need the opposite of that please (getting more when my tooth comes out.) Indeed that is because I am saving up for an Arsenal away T-shirt so I can get in the fun of going to away games or home games. I would like this because I get better views than the TV ones and I might be able to keep a ball for free as well. I mean it’s really 50/50.

                                                      Thank you for taking your time.