Breaking News a 60-10 foot dragon has been spotted hovering over st halfords primary school. Be aware if your child goes to st halfords primary school that it will be closed until this has been sorted which is an estimate of 3 months and 2 days. The dragon is not leaving. We have had the military on this case but even they couldn’t sort it out. So please send your child to another school until this has been sorted out. The dragon has three foot scales and eighteen foot legs and a ten foot spiky tail. Scary, hideous, mysterious dragon.