Dear the owner of this house,

I am writing to you today to complain about the lack of food in your house. There is not very much cheese as your son keeps running into the kitchen at night and feasting on it. All I can find is leftover pizza crusts and dirty dishes with minuscule scraps of food within them.When you have a meal please leave a decently sized serving on top of the counter for me and my squeaky friends. You should really think about going to Tesco’s and restocking on some proper food. 

Yours sincerely,

Mr Mouse