Sister for sale. The reason I am selling is because she is a dusty musty prehistoric diplodocus.she is cheap and easy to run. Lives of mouldy cheese. Make sure you give a striked diot of  mouldy cheese and sprouts  onse fead make it eat its  own sick  after as treet eat fox poo and exercise for one minute every month.It is being  Sold for 5p. if it plays up, hang other clif  by its  legs. She is a horrible pig who screams shouts cries and in a frail little wimp  and worst of all she bites so bye it for only 5p