Dear Patrick and Joan,

I cannot believe the behaviour,is ridiculous, always stomping and shouting while I’m trying to take my nap. Don’t even get me started about the food. I may aswell come up there and cook it myself if I have to! It’s going to end up like ratitoulie in that kitchen of yours. Also, I think you should get that baby check out because I’ve never heard a baby cry so much. My cousin Rob never crys that much and he’s 2 months old. P. S. Please Bring me some of that Tescos cheese that was scrumptious!