One day, a man named ronaldo got a package from one of his fans that said “Do not open it. To Ronaldo from Messi the goat . Ronaldo was furious but still opened the box and to his surprise there was nothing in it, only I am the goat from messi . Ronaldo was angry and he burnt the box and sadly his whole house burnt down with his expensive trophy collection that didn’t exist . Breaking news cristiano Ronaldo has lost his house with a variety of expensive cars, trophies ( that didn’t exist ) and a fine gold plated toilet with his fingerprint .