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there is a new exception of selling off a family member at £100 highest!

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I would like to sell my dad as he is no help and not wanted in our family.So now I am taking the exception to sell him off to a new family where he might be wanted.He does nothing at all and demands everything.

 This is my response. I shall put him up there for £10. My family has already replied and agreed I will now put him there.Thank you ebay for this amazing opportunity.

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