DO YOU NEED A CHILD THAT IS FOR SALE?!

Do u want a new family member or a servant to help you around the house? Well your in luck because we have a limited addition my brother who is 5 years old and is an absolute pain in the back side but is now 70% off which is only £10.50 on the black market. Order now and get my brother T&C apply.

Warning: the child will be a pain and will end up wrecking the house or just sit on its ipad and will not help you around the house you where  warned.