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How to manage an elf.

How to manage a pet elf:

 

Firstly, make a nice cosy bed near a radiator.

Secondly, you must feed it every 2 hours with a couple of tasty sweets.

Thirdly, don’t leave it alone at home with pointed weapons that could be dangerous.

Next, do not feed it fruit or vegetables as it’s highly poisonous that could make the poor thing go into a coma.

After that, do not leave it to sleep or it will get agitated then make a huge mess of your house.

Finally, to keep the elf entertained, watch funny Christmas films with sweet mince pies.

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