How to look after your elf

First step: 

• Clean your elf in the blender with soap and warm water 

• Then chuck him into your mums washer and dry him to his max 

• Then chuck him down your stairs and hit your sister in the face . 

There my friend he should be a new kind and definitely not naughty elf on the shelf ( no guarantee).

If it doesn’t work just go to the elf on the shelf shop and ask for a new one . For more advice to your elf call 07785080 and we will come straight away to your door .