Visit The Everywhere Emporium!

Do you never have anything to do on weekends? Do you need a change for a day or two? Do you want to see the many wonders of the world? If so, why not visit us today at ‘ The Everywhere Emporium…’ Entrance and looking around is completely FREE OF CHARGE. In addition, a trip tour shop will implant images in your brain of things that can only be found in’ The Everywhere Emporium.’

We sell a range of products including:

•  Aesthetically pleasing jars that contain every colour of dragon’s breath
• Never before seen images of Jesus(which are 100% real and were taken at the time when he was on earth)
• Experience adventures that will forever spark your imagination

Treat yourself to a Pleasing and event-packed day. All of your friends are going and you wouldn’t want to be left out would you?

Come you us today and experience:

• Limited time access to all of the doors that hold infinite wonders
• Free food for children under the age of 10
• LIfetime guarantee of amazement

“ I would definitely come again,” Stated Mr Barack Obama.

Magical Magnificent Mysteries await, Find us today just off the A11  exit 19,   G37 MQL or email us theeverywhereemporium@outlook.com