I’m a bone – chewer, a tail – wagger,

I sleep like a hibernating, grizzly bear,

I like to eat beef, I’m a meat – eater.

My tail wags like a pendulum,

I have soft fur like a cushion, 

I love to go to the woods, I’m a walk – lover.

I eat bones like they’re going out of date,

I’ll sit and wait until the postman arrives, 

I will bark as loud as fireworks.

I love sleeping, I will sleep all day, 

I’m not a big fan of cats,

I lick people as they walk past.

I’m terrified of loud noises that aren’t mine,

I love playing with my tennis ball,

I have an amazing sense of smell.