Bat, Bat, 

Why do you sleep during the sun’s highest moments?

Does the sun create a glare that scares you?

Bat, Bat, 

Must you show you broad ears with such immense pride?

Bat, Bat,

Did you participate in your aquatics class when you were full of youth?

Bat, Bat, 

Whom gave you such puny eyes?

Did your creator mistake them for a similar pair?

Bat, Bat, 

When do you most enjoy having a bronze pelt?

Bat, Bat, 

Do you find it amusing to mimic the chime of a songbird’s call?