Nature-lover

Maine Coon, Maine Coon,

why is your tail so bushy? 

It’s like a soft pillow.

Maine Coon, Maine Coon, 

what kind of insects and 

birds do you chase?

Why can’t you just leave 

the poor animals alone?

Maine Coon, Maine Coon,

why do your eyes seem 

so fierce as you climb 

the tree?

Maine Coon, Maine Coon,

Why are your paws as 

white as snow?

Why are your claws like 

sharp daggers?

Maine Coon, Maine Coon,

Why do you repeat your 

meow when you are alone?

Maine Coon, Maine Coon,

Why are you so hungry 

all the time?

You are just like a 

seagull by being so greedy.

Maine Coon, Maine Coon,

is it true you have a catnip 

addiction?

Maine Coon, Maine Coon,

why are you so fluffy?

How is it not tuggy?