Seal, Seal,

How do you get all the attention

From those around?

Why do you want all the fame you have?

Seal, Seal,

How do you become so 

Talented when the man with the bucket 

Of fish here?

Seal, Seal,

Do you find it irritating to sleep in the

Freezing cold nights of the

Antarctic?

Seal, Seal,

Is your nose flat so you

Are able to balance the beach balls?

Or is it that you are  just extremely talented?

Seal, Seal,

When will you get bored of fish?

Or will you never get bored of it?

Seal, Seal,

If you’ve eaten like this your whole life

How are you not very obese?