Monkey, monkey,

Why do you throw your poo around

As if it is a weapon?

Monkey, monkey,

Why do you eat so many bananas a day 

As if you’re in a food competition? Are you

 a banana-lover?

Monkey, monkey

How do you cope with your fur being so thin

Do you not freeze up and start malfunctioning?

Monkey, monkey,

How have you got the gut to swing from 

The tallest of trees? Do you not scared if you

 where to look down?

Monkey, monkey,

How do you zoom across the jungle and

 speedily climb up the tallest of trees?

Monkey, monkey,

Why do you crawl on all four of your legs 

And arms like you are just a wee baby?

Monkey, monkey,

Has your tail ever got stuck in branches

Or bushes as you race through the jungle?

Monkey, monkey,

Do you prefer swinging or jumping from the highest 

Of trees or sleeping and snoozing in cool shelter?